*Author’s note: This story isn’t true– though, it’s based on a true story. Also, if you like what you read here, share it with your friends… A bright April morning with birds chirruping and a hangover woke Kurt Doonesbury on his birthday. He was getting quite familiar with April mornings and hangovers. Since his life began, Kurt had experienced at least twenty-two years worth of bright April mornings, whether he remembered them or not, or if birds had chirruped on those mornings or not. His More