Rest I must. Dark, it is here. 6%, my iParchment reads. Charge it I will. Tomorrow, a beautiful day for all it will be, feel it can I. *pulls up blanket and assumes foetal position
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@youwereflattred @flattr Join, would I, but accept Imperial Credits, Flattr does not. [ alpha.app.net ]
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Refreshed for sleep, I am. Dreamed of Dowager Countess, I did. Felt funny, I did. Dream this again, I hope.
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An ADN Jedi, you wish to be? Much to learn, you have.
ADNs original and first ever parody account, they label me.
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