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Bradley Manning wishing he’d just shot an unarmed black teenager

Bradley Manning was today jailed for 35 years for leaking classified documents to the Wikileaks website, before admitting he wished he’d just got h... [ newsthump.com ]

Iain Duncan-Smith calls for shop worker ‘stacker-laureate’ qualification

After criticising benefit claimants ‘who think they’re too good’ to stack supermarket shelves on back-to-work government schemes, Iain Duncan-Smith... [ newsthump.com ]

Isn't it annoying when something you've paid for gets cancelled, commuters ask FirstGroup

After the decision to award the UK's multi-billion-pound West Coast Main Line rail franchise to FirstGroup was cancelled by the government, custome... [ newsthump.com ]

BBC Executives admit they knew DJ Moyles 'was shit'

Embarrassed BBC executives have admitted for the first time that they were aware of the ‘inappropriate behaviour’ of one of their most enduring DJs... [ newsthump.com ]

Only surviving alternate universe Aurora resident praises actions of every gun owner

In an alternative universe in which every US citizen carries a gun, the only Aurora resident still alive has praised the actions of his fellow resi... [ newsthump.com ]

PC Simon Harwood’s house falls down after he uses ‘reasonable force’ to open front door

PC Simon Harwood, who was found not guilty of causing the death of Ian Tomlinson despite video evidence showing him doing it, has narrowly avoided ... [ newsthump.com ]