100% fact! A Christmas present for a dear friend, written December 2010. Never was there A more fearsome sound Than the clip, clip, clip of her peg leg On the cold ground: Clip, clip. Clip, clip, clip. A motley crew of scoundrels follows her Wherever she goes, And she switches a patch from eye to eye Just to keep 'em on their toes. She's seen more continents than a map! How about that! And you certainly don't want to give her any crap, No, she won't like that. You can't imagine the stories t More